Crazy Craigslist Adds

[Maxwellrhodes]

OK it was mentioned that we need a "Crazy Craigslist Adds" section to post those I know it can't be true adds on.
I thought I'd start it out with this add, man I wish it was real:

Ball Python morphs really cheap Albino, spider, pied
Date: 2010-08-20, 5:29PM
I have a male baby high white pied and a male baby medium white pied. They are 2010's
I have 3 albinos that are also 2010's. Two are females, one is a male
I have a spider male that is a 2007 proven breeder
I have a pastel male that is a 2007 proven breeder
And I have a lesser that is a 2009
I am asking 350 for ALL of these guys (not each)
First come, first served. Better email QUICK!!

[DragonChick]

Oh, I LOVE it!!

"This may be a long shot, but I'm looking for an African that needs a home..."

I mean, really??
Good stuffffff!!

[BurmeseJoe]

I want a retic python
Date: 2010-08-22, 3:18PM EDT

I Have a litter of pitbulls, and some monitors.. i respond asap

[domingos]

Spider found in the backyard in a jar for two bucks...


Hoping this post had come from a kid............but you never know

[domingos]

...and everyone on craigslist either can't find time to take care of the animal anymore (when the animal is still a few months old) or they're all moving to places that don't allow pets

[BurmeseJoe]

Looking for baby carpet python
Date: 2010-08-14, 8:32PM EDT

I have a rock, fossil and mineral collection that I need to get rid of. Its taking up lots of space and I have nowhere to display them. I am selling everything for $50 but I am willing to trade for a baby Carpet Python or Dumerils Boa. You can email me or call me at ***********.


Rocks for snakes....

[DragonChick]

Looking for baby carpet python
Date: 2010-08-14, 8:32PM EDT

I have a rock, fossil and mineral collection that I need to get rid of. Its taking up lots of space and I have nowhere to display them. I am selling everything for $50 but I am willing to trade for a baby Carpet Python or Dumerils Boa. You can email me or call me at ***********.


Rocks for snakes....

I LOVE IT!!
That's good stuff right there... I love these people!

[Maxwellrhodes]

LOL... this is going to be fun, keep then coming.

[DragonChick]

*** We have five total. All of them adorable and very tame, litter-trained and great with children. They have been handled since birth.
They are "Hemingway cats," with six toes on their front paws! One orange tabby and the rest are either black or some mix thereof. Very cute.
If you are trying to feed your snake, please do not try to get these kitties!!!! ***


IRONY!!
I thought this was pretty funny/ironic lol

[DragonChick]

Soooo, BurmeseJoe, I've got this approx. 5lb rock I found in my back yard, and it's kinda taking up a lot of space on my shelf-- If I paint some eyes and a smiley face on it, would you like to trade my rock for your Burmese???
Lemme know...